Kanye’s pre-adventure to his new home

While frantically trying to find Kanye a new home we started posting and his friendly new friend dog walker took some great photos.

She walked around Prague looking for good photos to get him a nice new home.  He is so damn cool though he found a home before the listing even got rocking!  I called his previous owners employer who knew Kanye as he used to come to work with David and helped out finding his now new home so now time to reminisce and get the photos and info up so I can remember it!

Kanye looking over the City of Prague

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is from two years ago but I still have it handy one of my all time favs of him as it is him with his previous daddy’s daddy daddy.  I call myself the OD (orig daddy)

 

Amy did these posts on a Facebook chat:

And here is his listing:

Kanye needs a new home, this beautiful dog doesn't have a family in Prague

He is 6 years old, pitbull x stafforshire bull terrier. He is neutered, house trained, knows basic commands, quite well trained on the lead, understands english :) gets along with other dogs, but not cats or little fluffy animals!
Kanye deserves a great life, he is gentle, kind, loving and likes to have his creature comforts - like a sleep on the couch or at the bottom of the bed and his favorite doggy blanket to nurse on (really cute)
He would be an amazing addition to anyone's house or apartment. But he does need an owner which will be firm, can control him since he is strong and has the time to take him for walks and spend some quality time with him.
If you or someone you know would be interested in meeting him, taking him for a walk and giving him the forever home he deserves please contact us.
Thank you

The Chronicles of Kanye

Well the owner which took Kanye a year ago decided to be a dickbag fuck stick and take off ditching the dog on us.  Without much time to get into details a kind dog walker and some fellow employees of his owner helped us find him a new home quickly which was good as Claire is really  allergic and we just couldn’t keep him long.

The new owners are Czechs live in a village outside the city work from home making furniture with a nice yard for Kanye to play in.  They seem really nice and from all the lovely photo’s they have sent he looks so happy which makes me feel great because well we almost had to put him to sleep so it’s like seeing our old boy so happy after getting so sad for him.

 

 

He just looks so happy in all these pictures doesn’t he!

 

 

 

 

 

And his new Daddy looks like he can handle a pit bull so I am sure Kanye will love the tug a war times!

Tina flew out too early

Well Tina’s last week n a half or so was crazy here I gotta say and I am sure she would too. 

Started awhile ago now but Claire got sick and was whiny keeping Amy up at night and being a handful during the day.  After a couple of days of long nights for Amy and Claire she decided to pass the sickness to her sister who then kept Amy up another couple of days.  After this four day adventure Amy decided she would then get sick… Now both babies just holding onto this sickness and now Amy getting it followed by several trips to doctors pulling out of daycare and all kinds of adventures following up Tina was running around everywhere and or babysitting while Amy did it. 

Amy started a day or two after this coughing up blood kind of sick and the babies got worse so another trip to the doctors and everyone got antibiotics.  Around this time it finally caught up with me and well the house was a breathing ground of that stencht smell of sickness Tina fought and fought and well gratz to her she never got it.

Well it got again crazy and Coco decided to stop eating and drinking and acting pretty funny then to show that up she decided to have her arms and legs turn purple… Whatever that’s all about do not know but the ambulance was here shortly thereafter all while I was heading home from work on Wednesday. 

Claire stayed home with Tina and while she was still sick she was still rather pleasant but a little weirded out because she has never been away from her sister before.  We let her stay up and prayed for the best when it comes to sleeping for her and Tina decided this was enough of this crap and she took her flight out at 4AM in the morning.

Now it is 6PM Friday Coco has been taken off antibiotics but still has some infections and she doesn’t feel like eating and drinking so Amy is staying with her at the hospital for infusions of liquids scans checks blood checking all that kind of hospital stuff. 

As of now she seems ok but can’t go home until she can eat and drink on her own but fortunately they seem too have gotten rid of infections but it seems she has a virus still hanging on… (I MAY BE BUTCHERING THIS WITH MY DUMB MEMORY)  Amy went to pick up some markers for her this morning to draw and after a few minutes of drawing Coco decided to start eating and drinking like crazy after a two day binge haha guess she just wanted the markers this whole time.

On the flip side of this story and rewinding this story some she got shipped to Motol where Hana works so Hana could help out Amy between work shifts babysit bring clothes food and all this stuff.  My dad and Hana stopped over to pick up clothes and some other life essentials for Amy and Coco.  Now that some days have gone by Hana stopped by again and brought Amy some clean clothes  and munchies.  Motol has a new children’s center that is really pretty and fun for kids so actually Coco is having a ball.

Claire has been so bratty and I mean bratty as hell guessing normal baby shit I can’t seem to understand but she gets mad for some reason for example and throws her baby blanket out of the crib… I try to calm her give her favorite blanket back and she throws herself back slams her head into the crib bars takes the blanket and all other possessions and whips emmm across the room…  Basically everything is fine as long as I ask permission before bringing her water or food and if she says no she means no I have learned.  So I run around trying to figure out what she wants as I know she must be weirded out she is getting spoiled.  The TV has been running Peppa Pig episodes in a giant loop for a couple days now and for the most part she lays around mellow and cute watching TV. 

After her bath today though she seems to be starting to move around more and I am hearing some of the good old HAAAYYY YEEAAAAHHH’s (ninja man style) that I taught them so well going on behind me right now so seems she is chippering up. 

While it is there first time apart Claire seems to be handling it pretty well though and there was a little puking today but her temperature is ok and not really any coughing going on with her.

In the middle of all this hoopla Kanye’s owner ditched him like a fucking asshole dickbag fuckstick and we almost had to kill him cause Claire is really really allergic to his licks.  We did after a long story find him a new home and they have a really cute photo of how happy kanye is now!  I’ll try to get a post up about him shortly as this was another one of our little journeys called life….

Girls are nutso and sicko and Kanye is lonleyo (yep we got Kanyeo)

Another classic pic of there personalities these things are obvious all the time in that there personalities are sooo different. 

See the evil Coco and the sweet little Claire Bear?

They are both sick today but I am squeezing some enjoyment between the whining and they decided to play pretty nice but in the video you can see lot’s of corrective daddy action sorta working.

 

 

 

 

                                                                      Dummy Alert

   *** Just realized my titleo is probably because I am listening to Dora the Explorer and now I know Spanish ***

 

 

 

 

 

 

This video does get pretty cute especially at the end with them tackling each other and running around aimlessly. 

 

 

 

Yep as mentioned in the Title we got the Kanye!  Not permanently no worries his owner had an emergency incident arise and dropped him off with us.  This is our first reunion in forever and it has been really nice to see that he really is ok.  He missed his daddy a lot but I can tell his sole is happy and he loves his new owner. 

We were going to keep him for longer but it turns out that Claire’s dog lick allergy has gotten worse it is actually so bad that just by a few licks within 5 minutes she had boils all over even under her hair!  This leaves poor Kanye lonely in his room a lot and since the girls love dogs so much especially him it’s really sad they can not all play.

I will again miss Kanye when he leaves of course but I also want him to get back to his owner as I feel so bad for the guy!

It turns out not so much has changed and since we are spoiling him whenever possible he is again able to sleep in our bed and wowzers he really is a personally incubator so damn hot with his panting and large body heat even though it’s freezing out we are still sweating our asses off in our bed!

Sorry  no video upload failed and im lazy

Babies from the 80’s and mommies Birthday!

The girls still love there clothes and dressing up to the point now where it doesn’t seem just a phase but a life long passion (crapolla on the future moneyolla (( hopefully you don’t know spanish ))

Yep it is always shoes on shoes off hairbands and socks.  Make my hair pretty earrings the works it doesn’t stop.

 

They are slowly learning the potty concept right now we have not done all too much but talk about it and get them to sit on the toilet but they do know peeing in general is wrong as they hide and pee in there room and hold it for so long they eventually cry for a diaper. 

 

 

 

Tina is still here at this point which is nice the babies are being cute and today is Amy’s Birthday yeah she even had her mommy make a surprise Birthday cake!  For her birthday I bought her all sorts of kitchen stuff like pans and peelers and what not to help her in her massive amount of cooking she does now.

She is doing this once a month mom cooking plan thingie but it’s cool my freezer is full of stuff I can not even understand but in idiot terms there is eggplants with spaghetti sauce, egg cake, sweet ass muffins which somehow are made outta spinach but taste like a yummy fat ball.  Umm that is really only the beginning two freezers full of all kinds of stuff.

So it must be said and never forgotten Amy’s wonderful combination of Birthday and Mother’s day were well spent with great gifts and joy along with a couples massage ahhhh it was great! 

Girls at school

Well all of the concerns and anxiety you would expect from twin parents sending there 2 year olds to pre-school were alleviated today as they successfully passed there first 10 hour day with an intensive fun looking schedule posted below.

The girls really impressed the teacher who went out of her way to say they were very very good so well behaved and so cute.  The girls slept without there pacifier and blanket and didn’t even need it all day and even slept on a mattress without any issues(still in crib at home)

They are now super tired barely making any noise and there is a massive calmness in the house this evening all you parents know what im talking about an evening where you wore the little ones out is very relaxing and cute and yep we got that tonight.

Now to try to keep them going for another 1.5 hours before bed.

Here is the schedule from the website (converted with google) from

http://www.centrumhonzik.cz/program.php

Gratz on your first day of school Chloe and Claire and gratz to Amy for raising such secure little ones another milestone conquered with success lets hope they transfer all the way to college

 

 

Pre-school..

 

http://centrumhonzik.cz

Tomorrow the girls will have there first day at a pre-school which Amy has carefully picked up and had approved by Tina during there visit.  This is really going to give them a chance to get prepared for school and get to speak some Czech yeah!  Raising my two little translators and I must say I am so proud of em and I know they will do great even though I am a bit concerned I think like any parents… 

On top of them having a big fun day out Amy will get a break from the life of twins which is of course nice for her she is planning how to and what to proactively do with this time.

Wish the Soukenka’s a good day tomorrow this is a lot going on glad the Tinanator is around to get us started been great having her here that’s for damn sure! 

Foto Gallery on site: http://centrumhonzik.cz/fotogalerie.php

Amy and Tinanator at the local hood

With a nice little park right outside our new apartment the girls get lots of times outside with all the toys a little baby could dream of. 

Sometimes they are such angels in the video below you can see that they were walking around the sandbox holding hands with Amy and Tina and would wait in a line format for there turn to walk.  I guess they did this for hours.

They sure are becoming really good friends they like to pretend they are stranded and we say to the other one “Go help your sister” and they do it rocks.

 

 

 

 

I still am working hard on getting them outta this girly thing they got where dirt is dirty to the point where Coco asks me to wash her hands when she has a bit of dirt so I just wipe more on there like I do not understand.  She gets annoyed very quickly and runs to mommy for help haha. 

With the magic of sand shapes boxes and shovels Claire grasped on pretty quickly while with little Coco I had to teach her which end of the shovel to use etc but they both got it down now. 

 

 

The girls are still going through this crazy obsession with numbers and letters.  Not sure how normal this is but they want everything to be a letter or number and have already learned a good portion of the alphabet yeah.  The game they love the most is to hand us a piece of chalk and go “B B Ba ba ba” and we draw a B.  Hand the chalk back and they scribble over the letter.  Then they will go OOOOOOOOOOO (really loud on that one) and we draw an O. 

We have really latched onto this obsession and am using it for an opportunity every day.  Going through books and pronouncing everything sticking letters to the fridge and have there walls littered with letters.  They sit in bed in the morning waiting for us and we just here BAAA BAA , AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ , S S S S SS until we come get em. 

Ok back to the logged park adventure the girls especially since this writing have successfully repainted the entire playground.  Sure gives the place some spirit and some color!

 

You can see a hint of the drawings in the background and a rather cute picture of the cocs. 

This was now last week’s visit and since even just about an hour ago we were out there again.  Place is such a gold mine. 

There is also a strange obsession with bugs that Coco has and while Claire tries to pretend shes as cool as her sister Coco giggles laughs and picks up lady bugs ants whatever may be running around and just cracks up.  Not sure how a ladybug is so funny but hey rock on girly!