Twinsitting

Yes I am calling it babysitting and I know it's my children but wholly crap that is crazy.  Amy had an appointment leaving me with 2 hours of having to care for the babies during the winiest time of the day.  I must say that is a lot of work!!

I cranked the hell out of Dora the Explorer which is my new favorite show I would rather hear about Dora's adventures for hours then watch something for myself in the evening in hopes it will save me even a minute of crying hehe.  Good news is I am learning Spanish!

In summary we have a blanket of a rug in our living room claire decided it would be fun while I was changing chloe to roll all around in the blanket and trap herself.  As crying is crying i did not notice right away and turned around and poor claire was trapped and rolling everywhere.  I set down half diapered chloe on the floor to save claire from certain trauma hehe.

I danced for them played for them sang along to Dora carried and bounced them all around then comes bottle time thank god!  I whip up a bottle get warm it up shove it in claires pie whole and listen to coco scream and scream on the floor while I feed claire.  Nothing I can do for her but watch her noone to give her a pacifier or hold her like she wants so I go to a world with claire where I am comforting her to bed giving her my all and warm food.  As a baby needs some one on one time.

Finally I give up and decide fuck it I need to shut this runt up on the carpet up.  So I set claire down halfway through feeding and decide to give some food to chloe.  Chloe eats some and I run out of bottle.  Claire starts crying cause she never got to finish and im outta milk so I run up make milk comfort distraught coco whip up a bottle as fast as possible warming it to the correct temperature.

While bottle cooling I am making diapers dancing around finally it is ready woot I grab coco and finish feeding her she is tired now I hold her to let food settle and then put her in toy to keep her from moving much and messing up the food digestion for a few minutes and get back to feeding claire.

Thing is I ran outta milk fuck so I make another bottle while cooling change her diaper.  Sit down in what is now a peaceful house with dora really loud grab the bottle and forgot to tighten lid and shot hot milk all over claires clothes I had just prepared for bed.   Dumped probably 5 ounces of milk all over her so this sent her into a cry and meant I had to make another bottle and find more baby clothes.

Dog needed to go out so I got him out got some dishes down put some laundry in wife came home I said good night and was out by 9 :)

It is now 6:30am babies are awake and giggling and getting a bit noisy amy is still sleeping and I am typing.

Need to get ready for work.

Good thing I got #tigerblood :)


I would like to mention that this post was exaggerated for the effect it really wasnt that bad was crazy but  babies were being great they are teething a bit and they get whiny in the evenings but all in all it's not so bad