Saturday, April 23, 2011

Today the day #wifejustsaid review and summary

Today is big day for me for those who know know for those that dont you dont need to.   It is Easter Sunday today and I got a 3 day vacation.  I personally do not celebrate Easter but i'll hop on board and get a free day off once a year.

Lately things been going pretty well at home.  There has been some personal issues with yours truly but Amy and I have just developed this bond that is way to close.  I have never seen a women that truly understands me like she does.  She has such a good sense of humor and is so cute and vulnerable at the same time.

My latest bit has been to tweet things she says as we have some damn witty banter.  She is worried people will thinks he is so mean so she is now filtering my tweets and limited me to one a day.  I am telling you though there are so many more I wish I could post.

It kind of ruins the moment honestly as I have to pull out my android and type while I remember it but it is so good that its worth it.

These are all the stuff so far I have posted I presume the list will grow as it is just so fun. Now after Amy says something funny right away I say "Can I tweet that?"


 Eric 
 < I feel like a big fast chinese roll. If some one cut me open they would see egg roll ingredients. > after double chinese
 Eric 
 < I think it is your stupid retarded feet messing up all the rugs >
 Eric 
 < I can't help it you have a bird f&$&in beak > after she elbowed my nose
 Eric 
 < your while face looks silly when you have long hair >
 Eric 
 I am officially only allowed one tweet one a day so I need to write these down and pick best. Damn all so good
 Eric 
 < I'm gonna take this beer bottle and whip you in both of your knees >
 Eric 
 < il tell you what you need a penis in the eyeball >
 Eric 
 <i am picturing playing monopoly with breakfast food> after I told her not to play games with breakfast
 Eric 
 <i don't care if you f°&$)ed her in the eyeball> in regard to x girlfriend
 Eric 
 < there is something seriously wrong with your asshole I think you have some kind of hurricane in your stomach > aft

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